Monday, November 13, 2006


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TERRORIST
UPDATE
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Last week, in Oaxaca, Mexico, terrorists exploded several gasoline bombs into a Burger King restaurant.

Yesterday, in Oaxaca, Mexico, terrorists exploded several gasoline bombs into a McDonald's restaurant.

The protests in Oaxaca, Mexico, were originally started by local teachers on strike for higher salaries. They then transmuted into protests against the regional government.

How are either of those issues connected to those 2 restaurants or to the United States?

IN NO WAY.

Except that the city's terrorists are having a great time being terrorists, and
pretty soon they'll graduate
to killings and beheadings.

WANNA BET?

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In Baghdad, hundreds of dead bodies seem to appear out of nowhere, every morning.

I've developed a theory about that:

The average amount of people dying of illness and old age in a city's population of about 2 million, is about 500 to 1500.
Funerals are expensive.
Even in Baghdad.
But the Americans provide really nice plastic bags and lots of burial-moneys for the dead
"killed by terrorists"
so I'm thinking that the population is depositing its deceased relatives on the streets. That way, everybody in Baghdad gets a really nice plastic bag and a really nice funeral plot,
courtesy of the
Red, White, and Blue.

What do you think:
am I on to something?

The thieves of Baghdad, remember?

If you type that into Google, you'll get
655,000
fascinating websites!

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